That Time the Narwhal Schuylkill Rumor Took Off
If you've spent at any time scrolling through local Philly discussion boards lately, you might have caught wind of the bizarre narwhal schuylkill "sighting" that had everyone doing the double-take. It sounds such as something straight out there of a fever dream or the very specific nearby Onion article, yet the idea of the literal Arctic whale navigating its way past Boathouse Row is just the kind of weirdness that Philadelphia thrives on. Honestly, in a city in which a mascot like Gritty is the particular gold standard regarding normal, why wouldn't we have a tusked whale going out in our muddiest river? ...